Hmmph.

I'm not nearly as famous as I should be.

I know that sounds really egotistical, but it's true. I'm a really awesome guy. More people should be able to experience me.

I think that Blogger is actually keeping my blog hidden from public view, so as to not embarrass the other bloggers by how mighty I am. I don't blame them, but still, they're only hurting you guys by keeping me in the shadows.







Is anyone out there?

Look how sad that face is. That's me. Thanks blogger.

Oh!

Also, while making the pictures for my last post, I discovered an awesome text font in MsPaint. It's called "Seville" and it takes the letters, and turns them into chord diagrams, for guitar. So if you play guitar, this might be helpful! Maybe! Probably not!

Minor fall and a major lift. Bitch.

That's "Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen" by the way. In case the lyrics didn't give it away. (damn good song.)


Sorry for the short post. But I'm tired. (Who the fuck am I apologizing too?)

How to get more blog traffic!

That is the term I typed into google, and then hit enter. What I found was all but helpful.

I will admit, that the search was done not just out of boredom, but out of general curiosity as to how to make you people love me. I found a list, that has quite a few silly things that will supposedly get people to read this, so I thought "Hey, I should draw pictures for a few of these."

Ok, not really. I actually had a whole other post planned out (ha, planned) but then this popped in my head and sounded way better.

ANYWAYS! I now bring to you! Jim's Illustrated How To Get More Blog Traffic! *applause*

What was the lesson? "Launch without comments. (And add them later.)"

Alright, so, that took a crazy long time. Sucking at art is an art in itself. Who woulda thunk it. (holy shit thunk is a word) So we'll make this a series, I guess. 

I write these things, and then I realize how crazy I sound, talking to myself. It's like a really fucked up diary. That isn't hidden at all, but people still don't read it. *sigh*

*gasp* A. Second. Post?!

So, I realized that my first post didn't really give an insight to what is in store if you decide you wanna follow my blog. Well, I'll be talking about music (listening and making) , pop culture (kinda) , random things that I feel need to be brought up, curse words, more curse words, an un-godly fucking amount of curse words (sorry) , parentheses. Which I couldn't spell. Damn.

Umm, there will also be snippets from my life (only the funny bits) , things I find funny on the internet, drawing.

OH! Drawing! Right. So, I possess little to no drawing ability. Literally. Wanna see a dog?
 That's a spot over it's eye by the way. Not some horrible dog-eye disease. The best part of the picture for me is how straight the line/body is. I'm impressed with myself.

What was my point?

RIGHT! So, I'll be drawing using paint, but I don't want any possible readers to see that and be all like "This bastard is copying Allie." From Hyperbole and a Half, by the way. Like you didn't know. "I'm never reading this blog again, fuck this guy."

So, to prevent people from thinking that! I'm stating now that while I'm very influenced by HAAH (that's Hyperbole and a Half, duh) I'm in no way trying to copy her.

I just suck at drawing. :(

Also, ignore the line down there

Isn't that fancy? I call it a "Rainbarrow"

It's apparently a "jump break" whatever the hell that is, and I don't know how to get rid of it. 

This is a stick figure shrugging with a questioning face. Don't judge me.

EDIT: I just realized, that while I can see this mysterious "jump break" you (that's a figurative you, since no one knows any of this exists as of right now...) can't. So disregard what I said. But hey, you got to see my new invention (rainbarrow) and a shitty shrugging stick man. Go you! (again, figurative you.)

Why, hello there!

If you've somehow stumbled across this, please! Don't leave! It may look shitty at the moment, but I promise there will be something awesome growing here in the next few weeks! If you like humorous tales and the such, then you'll love what's coming up! :D

Please stay.... I'm so alone...

For reals though. You won't regret it!


STAY!

:(